FAQs
We understand enough about your fragile human brains to know that you probably have questions about the sudden appearance of a race of technologically superior space beings on your intergalactic doorstep. Our Human Affairs Officer has prepared some answers below.
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We live on Coruscant, the heart of the galaxy and the beating pulse of the Republic. Stationed just a few parsecs down from the Senate building, our base serves as a strategic hub in the ongoing conflict. As part of the Grand Army of the Republic, we stand ready to defend the Republic and its ideals. The Republic’s stability depends on our commitment and vigilance—no matter the threat. May the Force be with us as we continue our duty in this ever-growing war.
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Yes!!!!!!!! Please trust us!!! PLEASE!
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No. When we step off our spacecraft, we’re basically “holding our breath” the way humans would underwater. We’re able to do it for several hours before needing to re-board the ship for some of our fresh air.
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We use the stars primarily as a map for travel, but sure, they could be a map for our personalities, too!
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About 75%, which is as much DNA as you share with a chicken. This makes you poor test subjects, so no worries there!
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Our understanding of time is very different from yours. Let’s just say roughly about a hundred times longer than your civilization has existed.
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The official language of Canis Minor is Canish.
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Friends! We want to share new experiences, our deepest darkest secrets and funny memes.
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They’re both so cute! Nothing beats Ooflas, our own little companions, though. We had to leave them at home with a friend.
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We understand not all humans have the time or access to travel, but honestly, every inch of your planet has something to brag about!
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Our physical forms are much more malleable than the human body. This allows us to adapt to new environments across the cosmos. When we are on Earth, we choose to look more similar to humans for your own comfort.
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Obviously, we have names! Ask us and we'll tell you. Just like meeting a new human friend.
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Please don’t scream or run away! No one likes being greeted that way. Just say “howdy,” or however else you’d greet a normal human friend.
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Not humans, if that’s what you’re wondering.
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Technically, you could. However, because of temporal anomalies as you approach the speed of light, by the time you returned to Earth, everyone you know and love would no longer be alive.
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Astral Paddle is the cosmos’ fastest-growing sport. We’d love to show you how it’s played.
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It has taken hundreds of years to get your attention! Now that we have it, we want to make our efforts worthwhile. So, we’ll be around awhile.
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Because we can change forms, sometimes we have tentacles, sometimes we don’t, whatever works best for the situation.
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Sigh. You really need to stop asking.